Xmas List

'Tis the season my little buckets. Here's my list of what I want.

Ahhhhhh.. I want this jacket!! 

 500 of these tank tops in black, white, and grey

This collection of trinkets

Serious sexy time session

This headdress because even though it's so un-p.c. it's super fun and any chick looks super bangtastic in one

This little number

This bad ass mug because I like my coffee to be bad ass

These shoes or similar with spikes and studs please and thanks

Mac makeup

A calf reduction

A sure fire hangover cure 

My roller derby skates to start my new career as a part time lesbian

This Gold Marc Jacobs watch that goes with the trinkets listed above

 These killer shit kickers

This Wedding dress

This bitch's awesome hair

This precious nugget

These sick shoes and the leggings

Gold shiny nail polish

Probably some bangs that I never had to deal with that always look just like this

And THIS Rad Fucking Bathing Suit that I have wanted for the past 6 months!!

My little pinterest hobby/obsession has lead to me to several super rad stores including this little shop of horror that I have been drooling over for 35 seconds.

http://www.stampdla.com/forum/

Follow me on Pinterest if you want or whatever:  http://pinterest.com/nikstir/

Sriracha Slutasticness

Well we all know that there are many condiments to choose from to add deliciousness to our lives and meals.

Mayo, mustard, ketchup, hot sauce, BBQ sauce, relish, soy sauce, vegemite, etc.

I would like to state that Sriracha is hands down the best choice amongst all condiments available to man kind as of my present day knowledge.

It may also be the most versitile condiment as far as I have seen to date. I use this fancy sauce on eggs, sandwiches, mac n cheese, soup, pizza, basically everything I eat taste something like Sriracha with a something else.

 

My latest Sriracha slut combo is adding this magic sauce to Top Ramen with various goodies that I have in my fridge and BAM you have the poor mans pho. I suppose if you are really down in the dumps and have even less baht than I do you could use grass to substitute the leaves that go into pho but lets try to be civilized here folks.

Thank you sriracha for making everything taste so fantatic!

Some little jams I've been digging on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsYyibXQC-A

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhUZzDA7qX8

 

 

 

ANNNNNNNND my latest obsession Adriatique!! These guys are so fuckin chic and I luff them! 

 

https://soundcloud.com/#search?q=adriatique

 

 

 



GOBAMA!

 

 OBAMA FOR THE WIN! A to the motherfuckin MEN!

And Dog Bless 'Merica!

Boomshakalaka!

(What a stud!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So.. I voted for the first time and I think it was a great experience considering I didn't have to wait in line for 4 hours, be subjected to the masses of psychos strolling about the poll areas, take time out of my busy schedule to do anything other than color in some boxes, and just threw that precious little envelope in the mail and walla I voted and shiz.

Thank dog that I still have control over my lady parts and I feel more patriotic then ever before! And I guess I can also smoke pot legally now too, pfewwwww!

 

So that happened :)

 

 

 

I also booked a little get away to Hawaii with my ninja RaeLae. RaeLae is wonderful and we have the best times ever together.  We are going on a surfing, hiking, adventure excurssion. So I'm pretty jazzed about this due to the simple fact that I have been trying to book an exotic surf trip for many moons. I have been to Hawaii before but I was a wee lass and don't really remember much besides the waterfalls, pineapple sundaes, where I started my infatuation for bread pudding, bronzin on the beach, getting a terrible high-light job on my weave, a lot of hanging loose and some snorkeling of course. This time around I think it will be a real hit to say the least, we're geared up to get real Point Break on this betch!

 

I also have a sentimental, memorial mission to accomplish while in the land of Luau and pork and grass skirts. My Poppy, a man very fond of Hawaiian life and culture, passed away last year. He would always spread his love through his words of "stay loose." I unfortunately was unable to make it to his funeral and feel a bit unsettled about it. So my mission is to spread a bit of his ashes into the sea/mountains while I'm on the beautiful island of Oahu to have a little of him left in his favorite land.

 

 

 

 Peace, Love, and Free Birth Control ya'll xoxoxo

 

 

And of course the jam of the jam collections and a little festive too mabes, YUM YUM!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytIfSuy_mOA

 

I LAlalalalalal LOVE LA

LA was a great success, as I knew it would be.

I want to live there right meow!

I had the pleasure of visiting with a great friend and his pup aka my nephew.

We went for a hike up to the Hollywood sign.

Went to the Santa Monica Pier and Venice Beach.



Met some rad folks.

 

 

Went to the craziest fucking party I have ever attended in my life at the Exchange night club. Saw some absolutely mind blow -me- out- of- the- water music.

Damian Lazarus at Exchange @ 3:45 a.m.

And of course polished off the weekend at the Standard Rooftop hotel where I FINALLY got to meet Mr.Lee Foss of Hot Natured and nurse my nasty hangover with $14 bloody mary's. He's a real gem to say the least and even gave me a little peck on the cheek to top off the evening which basically made my life and made me want to have his babies.

 

 

Here's a little preview of the magic that happened

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn6_FGytgcQ&feature=share

 

 

And here is the full recap of the day party at The Standard  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA4aIN5h3NM&feature=autoplay&list=UUqm5oYeaYhVOOOQwFpO7uwQ&playnext=2

Then I left and the day party and became depressed immediately.

Got a ride to LAX at 3:00a.m. after sleeping for 2 hours.. sat at the airport til 5:30 when they casually decided to open.. tried to bring my carry-on back on the plane but it wouldn't fit so I had to make the obese woman behind me with a carry-on cat meowing to the high heavens back up about three rows which stalled the whole boarding process for 30 minutes.

 

Got into a minor altercation with the asshole-bitch-diva flight attendent that then ripped my bag from my paws and gave me a nasty look. He checked my bag. I waited at baggage claim for 45 minutes, went straight to work an hour and 15 minutes late and I have been in an internet k-hole since.

 

 

 

My travel bug is back and back in full force. I'm planning a quick weekend get away with my boo boo to Aspen since the fall is.. here. Headed to Portland to visit mi amigo in a month and maybe wear flannel the entire time. Head back to the motherland in Novemeber followed by Mexico and San Fran for New Years. Life is bueno my friends, go live the shit out of it!